Why Nerds Love to Head Bang: A Primer on Prog Metal

When people think of "metalheads" (i.e. those who enjoy listening to metal music), they might think of a big, scary looking dude with lots of tattoos and piercings and such. While these sorts of metal fans certainly do exist, it may surprise you to know that many metal fans are, in fact, nerds. There are…

[Video] Deep Thoughts: Sexist Air Conditioning

You may not have known this, but I consider myself to be a strong advocate of equal rights for women and men. In this video, I discuss how it has come to the attention of many that office temperatures are far too low for women, and what we can do to fix the problem. Referenced…

My Top 5 Chain Restaurants

Perhaps nothing solidifies your status as a lower middle class American quite like being a connoisseur of chain restaurants. They have something of a reputation for mediocre-quality food that is lacking in imagination in an overstimulating environment that represents decades of market research and corporate optimization. But, you know, they aren't all that bad. I, for…

My Top 10 Guilty Pleasure AOR Songs

AOR stands for "Album Oriented Rock", and is basically a subset of rock music known for melodic song structures with high vocals, lots of synth, power chords, and bright catchy choruses. For that reason, it is often referred to by "AOR Melodic Rock". Mainstream AOR bands include Journey, Boston, Styx, Survivor, etc., but over the…